It’s muh berfday!

Okay. Not “me”. The giant lardass who exists in meatspace.

Hyperstrike! The Big Blue Butthead himself!

11 years ago, TODAY, a certain un-svelt meat shield signed into Outbreak on Protector.

That’s a LOT of time to step up, introduce yourself to the villain of the moment, and shake hands with their FACE!

Look!  Up in the sky!